Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Wednesday
The Funny Thing about Being with an Older Guy Is...
Nothing! The jokes on you today. Scroll this blog and be enlightened when it comes to older guys dating younger women and vice versa. Thank you much to our supporters!
Saturday
Wednesday
Things that Some Older Men Say to Get a Pretty Young Thing to Come and Talk to Them
1. Hey, you did the right thing putting that umbrella up, because sugar melts. Keep smiling, baby! -- older gentleman passing by just had to say something.
2. Hmm, mmm, (whistle).--
older gentleman who was at a lost for words.
3. Hello. What's your name?--a normal older man who couldn't think of anything creative to say.
4. How are you doing? Do you need help with something? I can help you with anything you need.--
a desperate old man who needed either money, sex or both.
5. You have a nice smile, come on over here and talk with me awhile.
6. Do you need a lift?-- an older man who might not be as nice as he looked.
7. Let me help you with that.--a typical move to get close to a young woman.
8. Do I know you from somewhere?--he knew he didn't know me, but he got me to speak.
9. Have I seen you here before?
10. You seem to be lost Dorothy...you are a long way from Kansas City. (Wizard of the Oz character reference.)
11. How long have you been waiting for the bus.--a great conversation starter.
12. Do you think this rain will ever stop?--another great conversation starter.
13. How old are you?--What the? Do I know you?
14. Where are you from?--Is this question really necessary? Are you asking me out on a date?
2. Hmm, mmm, (whistle).--
older gentleman who was at a lost for words.
3. Hello. What's your name?--a normal older man who couldn't think of anything creative to say.
4. How are you doing? Do you need help with something? I can help you with anything you need.--
a desperate old man who needed either money, sex or both.
5. You have a nice smile, come on over here and talk with me awhile.
6. Do you need a lift?-- an older man who might not be as nice as he looked.
7. Let me help you with that.--a typical move to get close to a young woman.
8. Do I know you from somewhere?--he knew he didn't know me, but he got me to speak.
9. Have I seen you here before?
10. You seem to be lost Dorothy...you are a long way from Kansas City. (Wizard of the Oz character reference.)
11. How long have you been waiting for the bus.--a great conversation starter.
12. Do you think this rain will ever stop?--another great conversation starter.
13. How old are you?--What the? Do I know you?
14. Where are you from?--Is this question really necessary? Are you asking me out on a date?
When is Too Old, Too Old?
I noticed that the older I get, the older the men get that I attract. When I was in my early 20s the men were in their 30s and early 40s. Now that I am nearing the big 40, the men are in their late 50s and 60s.
Every now and again I manage to have an interesting conversation with a man in his 70s who wants to take me home, but there's just one problem, the wife doesn't think it's a good idea.
I hope you are enjoying this blog. There is much more to come, so keep reading!
Nicholl
Every now and again I manage to have an interesting conversation with a man in his 70s who wants to take me home, but there's just one problem, the wife doesn't think it's a good idea.
I hope you are enjoying this blog. There is much more to come, so keep reading!
Nicholl
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